im genuinely tweaking rn like im so jealous of actual boys i want to be able to joke like they do, how they act, dress, talk, im jealous of the way they get to be, like wdym i cant just be born a boy who is also secretly a hoe/player

WDYM I CANT BE A SUPER HOT GUY WHO HAS A SUPER HOT GIRLFRIEND wdym i cant have sword fights wdym i cant whip it out casually

i feel like since i am biologically a girl im deceiving and betraying people if i tell them im a boy because im NOT

so ima boss (pls get the ref)