broken noob teaser
(This is what the text on the top is originally going to say)
1: LOCAL ADMINS OF THE GPOP SOCIETY WARN USERS ABOUT A MISSING USER RETURNING CALLED "SCRIPTED" WHO RECENTLY POSTED ONCE AGAIN AFTER 23 WEEKS OF SILENCE, HE WAS LAST ONLINE SUNDAY NOVEMBER 3RD 2024 WITH A PINK SCREEN AND LIGHT BLUE EYES, WE SUSPECT THE ACCOUNT MAY BE COMPROMISED BY A UNKNOWN USER WHO PASSWORD GUESSED THE ACCOUNT AND MADE A POST AS A PRANK, END OF BRODCAST
2: THIS IS A WARNING TO EVERYONE WHO HAS THE FOLLOWING GAME "RETRO MINIGAMES" BE CAREFUL WHILE PLAYING THE GAME, EVEN FOR RESEARCH PURPOSES DUE TO MANY DEATHS AND INCIDENTS THAT HAPPENS OUTSIDE THE GAME AFTER YOU FIND THE SECRETS, IF OWNER DECLINES OF ANY RESPONSIBILITY, DON'T BELEIVE THAT LIE, OWNER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DEATHS OUTSIDE THE GAME OR ANY HARM THAT DOES OCCOUR, BE PREPARED FOR ANYTHING THAT HAPPENS AFTER YOU FIND THE SECRETS OF THE GAME AND/OR BEAT THE SECTETS LEVEL ONE TOO MANY TIMES
(these are for lore reasons)