"No, no, don't touch me there"
Is what I told my uncle, but he didn't seem to care
It's my secret little spot and I don't wanna share
"No, no, don't touch me there"
So tell that creepy guy who always hangs around your school
That all they need to do is this one simple rule
It's "No, no, don't touch me there"
Is what I told my pastor when he's playing with my hair
It tickles, and I'm little, and it really isn't fair
Here's the facts
My square is not for pats
I can count to 32, and I'm friends with all my cats
I'm a smart guy in a dumb situation
And nobody's gettin' off at my no, no station
Hi, my name is Juicy
I like hangin' with my friends and sippin' apple goosey
Eatin' lots of burbers and hangin' with my groupies
If you talkin' shit, I'ma pull up with the uzi!
Sorry
I got, I got a little carried away
"No, no, don't touch me there"
Is what I told the cabbie when I couldn't pay the fare
And also while you're at it, can you quit the creepy stare?
"No, no, don't touch me there"
So tell that creepy guy who always hangs around your school
That all they need to do is this one simple rule
It's "No, no, don't touch me there"
It's a pretty simple concept if you haven't been aware
I want to be alone, I don't want a love affair
Now listen
I go to federal prison
I'm a whole new Juicy, no, no edition
No competition
No, no permission
Keep your hands off, Juicy is not your main mission
Corners
Count 'em, four
You picked the wrong shape for your fingers to explore
Mr. Nice Guy?
Well, not anymore
We can be friends but
I'm not your damn whore!
Ha-ha
Sorry, guys
I really need to get that under control
"No, no, don't touch me there"
Is what I told my uncle, but he didn't seem to care
It's my secret little spot and I don't wanna share
"No, no, don't touch me there"
So tell that creepy guy who always hangs around your school
That all they need to do is this one simple rule
It's "No, no, don't touch me there"
Keep your gross old hands off my no, no square
Um
Hi, my name is Juicyfruitsnacks
I'm a convicted felon for the three
Counts of desecration of grave sites
Two counts of public nudity
One time for pissing in the park
I am a public menace and I need to be stopped
Please if anyone can hear this put me down
I'm a danger to you and everyone you love
"No, no, don't touch me there"
Is what I told my uncle, but he didn't seem to care
It's my secret little spot and I don't wanna share