wish I weren't kidding

but I do have a major headache since I woke up and my throat is all fucked up, I can hardly speak, my fingers hurt still from my friend hitting me yesterday, my nose is runny and clogged at the same time, and I'm tired because I woke up to a rat trap going off.

fuck my fucking chungus life

I'm gonna go crawl in a hole and wait for my turn to die.