Why I Don't Like My House (SOMEWHAT A RANT)
.WAD
@Literalidiot912salt
Why I Don't Like My House (SOMEWHAT A RANT)
.WAD
this is why I don't like my house (.WAD)
FIRST. every single DAY of my life, I. have to go and KILL every demon that is in my demon-vacation OF A HOUSE.
SECOND. My House has... well... HAD a chainsaw, last time I checked my garage, I just found some strange metal outline of a chainsaw. I COULD'VE USED THAT FOR KILLING THE DEMONS. WHAT KIND OF IDIOT (previous home-owner) WOULD LEAVE THAT CHAINSAW THERE!?!?!?!?!?!!
THIRD. last time when I took off the dirty cloth, turned on all the sinks, collected all the keys, and went to the bathroom, I FOUND OUT THAT MY MIRROR HAS A WHOLE ASS "MIRROR DIMENSION" IN IT. worst part, EVERYTHING WAS IN REVERSE. EVEN THE SOUNDS!!! FUUUCK!!!!
FOURTH. when I left the fucking "Mirror Dimension", i found some BALLS on the ground that was guiding me to a slide in a hole that NEVER EXISTED BEFORE!!!, WHY AM I JUST HEARING ABOUT THESE THINGS NOW?!?!?!?!?, IT EVEN TOOK ME TO A DAYCARE!!, I HAD TO COLLECT 2 THINGS AND KILL FUCKING. SHREK. you heard me right. SHREK. thank god I got the key and left!
thats the end of this god AWFUL rant.
this isn't the d_runnin you know...
my reflection winked at me.
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happiness has to be fought for.
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populated gas station.
https://www.doomworld.com/forum/topic/134292-myhousewad/
I did not create myhouse.WAD, this isn't even a rant. I just wanted to reference myhouse.WAD
im not sorry for the spaces.