Hi hello Dale x Melo post again ha ha ha I'm such a deranged individual
I feel very bipolar about this ship and I have no idea how to feel about it at all
Like it started from a joke post and next thing you know I'm probably going to make an edit of these two or something
Anyways I'm exploding right now I'm drawing them a little too much
And like what the fuck randomly out of nowhere I think about what to call this ship like not sure if I should call it Ziple or MeatStar (Dale loves meat and Melo being made of stars) or just call it like Dalo or Mele Wait ohh we could call it Melee
See then I get lost into the shipping madness and start becoming even more delusional
Ok end of Yap session
This was very hard to draw on Minitoon mainly because I didn't use my really expensive 400 dollars huge ass drawing tablet in a while and because I almost broke my finger due to how badly and hard I was pressing my finger against the stupid trackpad
Anyways world came up with Headcanons for Dale because I'm getting too delusional and it's so fun projecting my ideas into already existing characters
So Dale is chubby because he can be it makes him cuter
Dale calls Mel meat sometimes I don't know why I thought of this but I thought it was cute because I feel like if Dale really loves meat he would call his partner after something he loves and you know... Gahgahashgahsgdhygyhywhasghd Oh I love myself
Dale is huge like he's a Big ass boy he can be bigger than Mel so yes they can be cuddle bugs together all the time if they wanted to and yes he can probably crush a whole ass person due to how heavy he is
Dale is bald I do not care what you say even if he has hair I'll fucking shave it all off Bald deranged men are sometimes cute
Dude and like since he's deranged I feel like he would rarely show emotion like most of the time he would just smile horrifyingly at you and would never fucking blink like even if Mel kissed him on the mouth he would show the same expression though from the inside he would probably be like giggling jumping kicking his feet blushing going crazy like me right now.... Hehyyrhreghe
I don't care what anyone says Dale does not have any lips and I would much rather die than draw him kissing Mel with his lips on their lips like Fuck no that's more psychotic than him So most of the time if he wants kisses love cuddle hugs what fucking ever then he would like ask like "Meat Wife I want a kiss" and yea Mel would probably kiss his teeth instead or something because his dumbass bitchass would probably forget that you close your mouth or how people kiss each other "normally" Like I can draw how it would look if Mel kissed Dale's dumbass Btw Dale would probably never close his eyes when kissing Mel because yeah but his cheeks would probably blush a lot when Mel kisses him that's the only thing that will happen
Ok done Thank you for 10 followers this means a lot to me because I do not know why I'm getting followers from a almost Satire account